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basedgosh:

if ive ever bothered you while you were masturbating i am so sorry

(Source: canadad, via notjackwhite)

notjackwhite:

rosaparking:

i cant believe there was a time when i found micheal cera attractive

katskinx:

It scares me to think that when I’m 40

this new royal baby is going to be a teen heartthrob.

and i’m going to be like

i remember being on tumblr looking at his baby face on simba’s body.

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elasticitymudflap:

trying not to die in the “its my first week at middle school” section at walmart

inuyashafuckedme:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VINE EVERYWHERE

(Source: gloomiestprincess, via notjackwhite)

drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

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cutelilgrl:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

ARE YOU SERIOUS
IM
ARE YOU
IS THIS AN ACTUAL THING THAT A REAL HUMAN BEING WOULD SAY

microsoftpowerbottom:

sugar daddy, sugar daddy, wherefore art thou sugar daddy

(Source: aestheticallyhomo, via notjackwhite)

nosdrinker:

if the amount of times i’ve watched this video was an energy source we could power the entire earth for a century

(Source: bitchiethoughts, via notjackwhite)