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saevitas:

be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand

(via burritno)

dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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(via sniffing)

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(Source: ouijasquiji, via bastille)

mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be
meteor-falls:

The Warden's House, Fuchsia CityPokemon LeafGreen for Game Boy Advance

moooogle:

"What, are you going to be playing video games when you’re in your thirties?"

Uh, yeah.

(via ignoremode)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via flrebender)

orbem:

when the bae is horny but u sleeping

ryanvallejo:

korralight:

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okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

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exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

(Source: flame-o, via tipslip)

shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise